Flying on the edge of numb

I'm sitting in the back of my sailboat, relaxing, looking for a bird - a bird in a tree, on another boat, anywhere - just so I can plan my day on the bay.  You see, birds always face into the wind so they're handy wind gauges (just a little something that sailors know).

For some reason, it hit me.  It hits me occasionally, but not often.  I look around.  This is amazing!  I have a sailboat!  I sail!  I'm on the water where I always want to be.  I rarely appreciate where I am or what good fortune I have.  Do I even know how to fully appreciate?

I suppose we have to be like this.  We have to be on the edge of numb concerning the world that swirls around us.  The rape, torture and mass murders, the genocide that pervades Africa alone takes thousands daily.  People are killed every day right here.  A shooting death may get 15 seconds of coverage on the news, but so many lives must be turned upside down in the aftermath.  There are so many out there who could use help - my help, our help.  If you really let yourself feel it, you'd be more than overwhelmed.  Perhaps the appropriate response to the pain around us would be far too much for a person to feel.

So, to survive, we distance ourselves from our own world. 

The distance filters our joys too.  Perhaps that's not necessary.  I'm allowed to be excited for every second I'm on my boat (and for many other things as well), but I have to work to feel what I have.

It was a small thing, but I realized that I was sitting with my back to the wind, so I moved to the other side of the cockpit.  I sat with the wind blowing in my face.  It was good to be right here, like this, to feel.

The storm clouds started to seriously think about getting to work; a light mist began to fall.  It blew into my face.  I let it.  There was nothing between the rain and me. 

The cool water dripping off my face left me wondering when humans lost the instinct to face into the wind.

Wampole's Preparation Stimulation Tonic

This is a "card", of roughly postcard size, which serves many purposes.  It is an advertisement for Wampole's Tonic, it is an ad for a Philadelphia drug store, it is part of Wampole's bird series, helping you to identify that bird sitting on your clothes line, it serves as a ruler (rulerS, metric and inches), and the other side was a blotter material, a common necessity when writing with the slow drying ink of a fountain pen.  I can only guess that it's from the 1940's. Another card from the Bird Series was spotted on EBay; it was suggested that the card was from 1941, but there was no accompanying support of that date.

Rather than tell you about Wampole's Preparation, I'm going to send you to Chris Otto's amazing blog PAPERGREAT (The world of books, ephemera and knowledge, one piece of paper at a time).  He offers an extensive discussion of Henry Wampole and his Tonic.  Go to 

http://www.papergreat.com/2011/02/delving-into-henry-j-wampole-company.html

you won't regret it!

Oh, how did I get this card?  No idea.  It surfaced at home.  I did learn from Mr. Otto's blog that these folks had a factory on 4th Street "near Arch", which is where my Aunt Helen lived.  

Thanks to My Friends From Down Under - You Were the Best

Bertie the Bunyip (left) and Lee Dexter

I admit that I don't know what kid's shows were on local television in NYC or LA in the 1950's and 1960's, but there is NO WAY that anyone could have been as lucky as kids in the Philadelphia area, any kid whose parents' TV antenna could pull in Philly Channels 3,6, and 10, and later some UHF channels.

I don't remember them all, but there was Pete's Gang, that had Chuckwagon Pete, who was Pete Boyle. Pete would show things like Our Gang "movies", and would also draw (and of course, tell stories). Apparently Pete was eventually replaced by Bob Bradley, who was replaced by a character named Lorenzo. In the 60's, when UHF channels became available, Captain Philadelphia had a show, as did Wee Willie Webber, Gene London, and the biggies - Pixanne, Chief Halftown, Sally Starr, Happy the Clown, Miss Connie on Romper Room, and the Captain and Mrs. Noah and the Magical Ark.  They all showed us movies and introduced us to the Three Stooges, Clutch Cargo, and an incredible collection of old cartoons.  If you want to see them all, you can watch WHYY's one-hour special, Philly's Favorite Kid Show Hosts, on- line at:

http://video.whyy.org/video/1780796549/

Of course, I looked forward to Chief Halftown and that hot cowgirl Sally Starr.  I even was a big follower of Happy the Clown, but my favorite character was the weirdest character on TV (until you got to know him). A special thanks needs to go to Lee Dexter et al., who created my favorite show, with my favorite character, Bertie the Bunyip. I never appreciated what a bunyip was (a cross between a bunny and a turn-yip?).  I'm probably the last to know, but a bunyip is an imaginary mean, Jersey Devil kind of character that originates in Australia (as did Lee).  According to Lee, a bunyip was part bunny, part collie dog, and part duck-billed platypus.  It is an Aborigine good spirit in some stories, not so good in others. While Bertie was definitely a kind and gentle spirit, he was probably not a typical bunyip.

(On cryptozoology.com, there is information on The Bunyip: Mythical Beast, Modern--day Monster, a fierce man-killer.  A bunyip is a "dreamtime" spirit.  There is no real agreement on how they looked; they were often animals who's cries or screams or howls you may hear late at night, but they were never seen.  More modern Aboriginal bunyips are herbivorous, grazing animals.)

 Bertie was actually a character on Pete Boyle's show before he had a show of his own.  It was Lee who explained that God created all the animals, then used the leftovers to create the bunyip.  When Lee made Bertie, he made a wooly tube of a body, with kangaroo ears, a platypus bill, bubble nose, and puppy fur (parts left over from the other characters he made). Bertie also wore a nice looking red and white polka-dot tie (well, black & white), and I always thought he was an excellent actor and TV personality (Bertie, not Lee).

Lee created a rich cast of characters on Bertie's show, which included Sir Guy de Guy (a fox who always seemed to want to take over), Humphrey the Rabbit, Fussy and his brother Gussy, Cindy (a dog), Twinkie (a squirrel) Nixie (a pixie), and Winnie (a witch).  They all lived in (can you guess?) Bunyipville, which I think is just east of Philadelphia.  I've seen them all referred to as "puppets".  I just thought they were real.

Bertie lived on Channel 3, and was on at a number of different times.  When the show premiered in 1953, it was an hour-long show, Sundays from 11 to noon.  I very clearly remember watching the Bertie the Bunyip Show for as long as I could, while my father patiently waited to drive me to Sunday School. Apparently the show actually was the reason why some churches changed their Sunday School times. There were times when Bertie was on Saturdays, and he had a daily program for awhile, as well.

I think I loved Bertie and the show because the cast worked to entertain between cartoons and movies, as much as a puppet can entertain.  Bertie didn't have arms and I never saw any legs - he was a one of a kind creature.  But he seemed very comfortable with himself, and I just enjoyed watching him interacting with his diverse group of friends.  Bertie could have been very self-conscious about what he was, but instead he enjoyed life, and was happy to be.

Bertie's acting skills were legendary.

Lee Dexter's show has been called one of Philadelphia's most charming and wholesome shows. 

It also made me happy when Bertie would say, always say, "remember kiddie-kiddies, Bertie always loves you."  We loved you too, you little mutant you!

Thanks to web sites that keep the Bertie Story alive:

Lost Kid Shows:  http://www.tvparty.com/lostbertie.html

Broadcast Pioneers:  http://www.broadcastpioneers.com/bertiethebunyip.html

The Waffleman:  http://dwaffleman.com/Welcome/Old_Philly_kid_shows.html

The Encyclopedia of Greater Philadelphia:

   http://philadelphiaencyclopedia.org/archive/childrens-television/bunyip-photo/

I also wanted to acknowledge www.cafepress.com, for actually selling Bertie the Bunyip postcards.

© John Allison 2013

Dream Books

"Dreaming is one of the few remaining delicious pastimes open to the public that's absolutely free.  There is no better way to remain passionate than to dream big."

R. Brooks, B.L. Richardson, "You Should Really Write a Book"

Coming out of the first part of the 20th Century, and World War II, families began to create the American Dream - to have more than their parents had, to finally live a life of luxury - a house for all with white picket fences. 

In the 1950's and 60's we, like everyone else, had a magazine rack in the living room.  If you don't know what that is, it's fine.  It was a bad idea, a place where you could keep your magazines close, but without clutter, so you could reach in and read them at any time.  Of course, they usually filled up in about a week and sat there, next to a growing pile of magazines on the floor.  We had a magazine rack, and it seemed to collect what I call Dream Books - books that we would look at and think about what we might want.  Books that let us dream the American Dream.

Of course, catalogs like the Sears Catalog and the Penny's Catalog and the S&H Stamps Catalog were there; these let you look at clothes and appliances and all sorts of things and think about what you may choose to purchase some day "when your ship comes in".  The Sears Catalog had been a Dream Book for many decades. The first Sears catalog was published in 1888.  By 1894 it was already more than 300 pages long!  In 1993, Sears stopped publishing its general merchandise catalog, but all through the 50's and 60's we had them.

A reproduction of the "1909 Sears, Roebuck and Co., Inc. Consumers Guide", (Cheapest Supply House on Earth) must have been a great dream book, with not only clothes and tools in it but jewelry, musical instruments, furniture, guns, cameras, everything you could imagine.  I used to pretend that it was 1909 and I had $5 to spend.  I would make lists for myself, choosing things like the 64 cent American pocket watch over the Swiss Calendar watch ($5.88); or the Remington Derringer for $4.25.  If I had given myself more, I would still have favored the cheaper Beckwith Home Favorite Piano for $89 over the $138 Beckwith Artist's Grand Piano.  (All of their grand pianos look like uprights to me.)  You could get a perfectly fine shotgun from Sears for $11-17. 

In addition to the Sears Catalog, cookbooks were an interesting kind of Dream Book.  In the 50's and 60's we were flooded with them, as booklets somehow associated with a product.  They took you away to thoughts of dinner parties and entertaining - to thoughts of having the money to throw dinner parties and entertaining.  In the 1950's, as new appliances were becoming available, many manufacturers provided cookbooks to accompany their product.

Every product seemed to come with a booklet that gave you something to look forward to.  I have a brochure from perhaps 1954 advertising "Low Cost Room Cooling".  It was portable! Reversible!  It was Automatic!  If it was hot, it turned itself on; cool, it turned itself off!  There was even a picture of a happy eskimo in front of his igloo on the cover.  All this fuss was over a 20-inch Window Fan!  But to read about it, this was true luxury.

In 1961, my parents bought a Kenmore washing machine from Sears for $209.00, possibly the first one for them that didn't have a wringer.  "NOW - make washday a JOY instead of a JOB!"  It tells about the pleasure of using this Automatic Washer.  This was a woman's user manual.  Accompanied by drawings of well-dressed women, there are tips to make washing better - by defining the  tasks of sorting clothes, preparing clothes before washing, pretreating, prewashing, and of course, using Kenmore Detergent.  We all take detergents for granted but it wasn't too long ago that families would periodically make small batches of their own soaps, none of which worked very well for cleaning clothes. 

We had a 1962 booklet that accompanied freezers and those newfangled refrigerators with freezer compartments, again from Sears.  It was titled "How to Prepare foods for Freezing".  It was filled with color pictures of the great food you will have if you freeze fresh strawberries, meats, etc.  The 35 page booklet contained lots of recipes too.  Apparently when freezers came out, you needed help to use them.

Even my parents' Sunbeam Automatic Percolator came with a booklet, containing lots of pictures of coffee being poured.  "The best automatic percolator made!" (also described as the "Finest Automatic Percolator Made".)  Several references are made to the perfect coffee that you will enjoy, now that you have it. 

An electric iron from Westinghouse came with a booklet - "The Secret of Easier Ironing With Steam!"  It was the easiest iron you've ever use!  The last page contains technical details (weight, cord construction, heating elements, steam generating principle, etc.); the page is labeled "for men only".

My mother's Sunbeam Mixmaster came with a 45 page cookbook called "How to get the Most out of your Sunbeam Mixmaster". It also contained full-page ads for their other products such as the Sunbeam Ironmaster, the Coffeemaster, the Waffle Baker, the Automatic Egg Cooker, and the Shavemaster.  It was quite an impressive line of products.  We would dream about having a house full of Sunbeam xxxmasters!

Dream books related to products made it seem like just about everything was brand new, and needed explanation.  They filled your head with exciting new ideas, often for dinner parties and barbecues (all things you didn't do before, but now would do because of these products).  One particularly exciting booklet from the Reynolds Metals Company, Compliments of the Penn Fruit Co. Cookout Center, was called "Outdoor Cooking with Reynolds Wrap."  The opportunity to make corn on the grill by wrapping it in the latest "tin foil" was exciting, and well photo-documented.  The promise was clear - life was going to be good!

The American Dairy Association put out a booklet called "Let's Eat Outdoors" (A Cook Book of Recipes and Ideas for Picnics, Barbecues, Patio Parties and Camping).  I'm sure we never would have even thought of having a patio party, or even a patio, before reading this full color booklet.  Of course, page one was dedicated to "Milk Coolers for Outdoor Fun".  You remember Milk Coolers, Right?  One very exciting one was called the Calypso Cooler.  ("Bartender, One Calypso Cooler for my friend here!")  The recipe was as follows: " To one quart of thoroughly chilled milk, add 8 tsp. of Nestle's Quick.  Stir briskly and serve."  Another, the Raspberry Flip, was made by adding Stokely's Red Raspberry perserves to milk.  Yum (I think).  Where have Milk Coolers gone?

I'll spare you the details, but we had a booklet (1961) from Knox Gelatine, called "Do you really want to lose weight?  then here's the KNOX EAT and REDUCE PLAN".  I used to know what Knox Gelatine was, but not any more. 

There was a 1965 booklet in the magazine rack called "quick recipe favorites".  There are drawings of some desert-y looking things, a salad mold, and even a ham on the cover.  Can you guess who it's from?  The subtitle is "distinctively different with 7 Up"!

Sealtest published a free booklet entitled "Serve Cottage Cheese" (selected favorite recipes from the Sealtest kitchen) that made you just want to have a Cottage Cheese patio party!  We also had a "Royal Baking Powder ROYAL Cookbook", a "Bisquick party Book" (from Betty Crocker), a "Calumet Baking Powder Company book of Reliable Recipes", and a picture book of recipes called "Flavor and Spice and All Things Nice" from McCormick.  They all did an impressive job of convincing you that your life would be better, more elegant, if you made some of their recipes.

A distinctive red, white and blue booklet from Betty Crocker, "How to prepare appetizing, healthful meals, with foods available today" is dated 1943, and Betty's Forward begins with "Hail to the Women of America!".  It really is an interesting read, with sections such as "Stretching Meat".  It talks about what to do when meat is rationed, and how you should consider asking for bones and trimmings to make soup with.  It must have been very complicated because the war made heavy demands on the meat supply, so "homemakers" were well-versed in meat grades, correct methods for storage and preparation, how to make plans for left-overs, and even techniques such as "salvaging drippings".  It was a different time. Even in the 40's during the war, this cookbook booklet discussed Hospitality in Wartime, and making food for activities such as a victory garden supper, a basket social, a community sing, or perhaps a barbeque or hobo party.  We still had to party!

Magazines peaked in the 1960's.  They were big and glossy, filled with photojournalism and news and lots of exciting color ads for alcohol, cars and cigarettes.  Life magazine (1936-1972) led the pack.  Its mirror image Look magazine, had a similar rise and fall (1937-1971).  The ads in these things certainly raise them to Dream Book Status.

One of my favorites in the Dream Book rack was "The Sherwin-Williams 1959 Home Decorator (and how to paint book)".  It was given to us compliments of John Wanamaker (Philadelphia) who apparently used to sell house paints on the 5th Floor.  The color pictures of beautiful homes and rooms painted with Sherwin-Williams paints really did make you believe that their paint could convert your row house into a sprawling ranch.  "This is your book of Wonderful Ideas" is how the book begins.  All of the rooms they showed looked so nice, and we could have them, because "everything in a room can look new with a change of color on the walls".  That's quite a promise.  Filled with words like perfect, exciting and beautiful , it really did make you want to go out and improve the quality of your life by painting!

Get some paint, paint the walls, paint the doors, paint the piano!, you can even paint the kids!

We only had a few issues of a publication called "Popular Home" (your how-to-do-it magazine), but that was more enough.  We looked at them over and over.  They came to us complements of the Scholtz Lumber Company, 85th and Tinicum Ave, Philadelphia.  (SA 9-5500; "we're as near as your phone").  They had so many ideas on how to fix up an attic or a bedroom or family room, you wanted to go to Wanamaker's and get some Sherwin-Williams paint, then stop off at the lumber yard, so you could turn the attic into that extra space that every family needs.

Pulling these ideas together was a "magazine" called "Hospitality Home" (A digest for Modern Homemakers), circa 1956.  

I'm not sure what a digest is, but it says it was.  We got a few issues from B& W TV, Furniture & Appliance, 402 MacDade Blvd. Collingdale PA (Phone Sharon Hill 1187).  There were articles on things to sew, things to do in the summer, something to build like a bookcase, some new recipes, often something on flowers (The Magic of Annuals) and lots of ads - from Hotpoint.  The month that they printed a full page ad on Hotpoint air conditioners they also published an article on air conditioners called "Styled from a Woman's Point of View").  Hotpoint washing machines and dryers got a double-page ad, with a photo of a family - wife, husband, two girls, a boy and a baby - with what now seems like a confusing title - "Everything this family is wearing (yes everything!) can be perfectly washed in a Hotpoint. . .".  Articles such as "Don"t be a Snob about Modern!" seemed to fit well with another one, "Fit TV into Your Home" (Have you puzzled over the best way to fit television into your life and living space?).   Surprisingly, Hotpoint also sold TV's, even portable ones, called Hi-Vi TV, because of the VIvid picture, VIvid sound and VIvid styling!

wanted this room then, still want it now!

Of course, we don't get free booklets or anything any more - although similar things may be on the internet for you.  I think these Dream Books represented dreams for those who created them as well.  They spent the money to give loyal customers something good, and by making this investment, they would get more customers.  They had their dream too!

This was a time of dreaming, a time of so many changes, a time of new technology, making the lives of our womenfolk easier, and brighter, a time when, even if you couldn't have all of the latest colors and alcohol and cars and appliances, you could dream.  Someday it would happen, some day you would be there.  You would have a Patio Party and become part of the high society in your town.  Life had the potential to be good.  All we had to do was dream, and dream we did.

© 2013 John Allison